damnit where's the team name.
friendly on 4th march, sunday
venue: NIE futsal court
match time: 0900
water parade: 0845
opponents: the horny team
this is a team which goes back to the days of sec 1, the age when we wore our shorts high up, shuddered at the taste of alcohol, and believed becks was going to stay at man utd forever. the days of the street court still etched in my fragments of memory. no doubt, this probably will be the next level we seek. in terms of teamwork at least.
currentsituation: despite our recent disputes about team jerseys, it's time to set aside our differences. as of now (2 march 2007 1540 hrs), turning up will be bob, yew tze, wee leong, weetheng, congjing. tay and zhipeng should be able, leo has no choice. liangfa has something on, while sum is still unknown. so close to getting our full team, but we are getting there. tmd when we settle our team jersey please all turn up for photo shoot.
wee leong keep; toying with the idea of starting tay behind with thengz. but i think we'll start with bob and wt in defence, yew tze in the usual pesky role, tay and zp in attack. cj, leo and me sub first. if sum turns up, might try him and wt in defence.
opposition: i've known the bulk of them for nearly a decade. the street court defence of max and ivan is always worth mentioning for it's versatile playing style. then, at least. we've played with the maniac weilin before. richard, as read from their blog, is probably with zhiping their front two. not sure whether kayun or wayne will keep. in all, their movement quick, passing definitely better than us. defence please be on your toes.
tay physically getting the better of the defence, zhipeng to be clinical, and our own defenders holding out will be crucial. yewtze to contain weilin.
conclusion: passing people. let's focus on the passing. not neglecting the win, of course.
Friday, March 02, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
jerseys.. and pink ball
okay.. format sucks but i'm damn sleepy now.
i personally am all for the white jersey with red nike tick. it costs around 27 bucks with name and number. the rest look like crap, but that's the best out of a bad lot. keeper jerseys for wee leong, leonard or even bob.
guys, look, and tell me this sunday, which one you guys prefer. the price range isn't that far off, and we found a pink, gay ball. name and number, remember. wee theng, we got some negotiation to do.
guys, look, and tell me this sunday, which one you guys prefer. the price range isn't that far off, and we found a pink, gay ball. name and number, remember. wee theng, we got some negotiation to do.
transfer: cj running away?
report - team-w/o-name mercurial forward/midfielder cong scholes, though highly unlikely, could be heading for newer pastures.
the enigmatic player, brought in to the team by energetic player leo chunavaro, has been a vital figure since his unexpected debut against the NIE Legends a few months back. however, the team will be surely be rocked by the news of recent rumours; i) his agent was spotted conversing with strange looking men in dark coats and glasses ii) teammate cesc fatzegas received an ominous call from his ex-pri sch classmate, stating 'heh we're after your cj'.
h0berto mancini has vehemently denied that congjing is available for transfer. however, the taped conversation between fatzegas and his shady friend has stirred up a storm of controversey and deceit. apparently tze, on hearing the proposal, said 'okay lor', without attempting to put off the potential poachers. the team will announce this week how much fatzegas will be fined, despite his successful organising of the soccer outing yesterday.
obviously cj scholes could not be reached for comments, otherwise it would be posted here. his powerful display in yesterday's session spoke volumes though, of an attempt to up his market value.
the enigmatic player, brought in to the team by energetic player leo chunavaro, has been a vital figure since his unexpected debut against the NIE Legends a few months back. however, the team will be surely be rocked by the news of recent rumours; i) his agent was spotted conversing with strange looking men in dark coats and glasses ii) teammate cesc fatzegas received an ominous call from his ex-pri sch classmate, stating 'heh we're after your cj'.
h0berto mancini has vehemently denied that congjing is available for transfer. however, the taped conversation between fatzegas and his shady friend has stirred up a storm of controversey and deceit. apparently tze, on hearing the proposal, said 'okay lor', without attempting to put off the potential poachers. the team will announce this week how much fatzegas will be fined, despite his successful organising of the soccer outing yesterday.
obviously cj scholes could not be reached for comments, otherwise it would be posted here. his powerful display in yesterday's session spoke volumes though, of an attempt to up his market value.
Saturday, February 24, 2007
friendly on 24th feb, sunday
venue: cashew heights (aka vin's house)
match time: 0900
water parade: 0845
opponents: yew tze's friends united
another mighty pangsey from the horny team; either they fear us or they can't be bothered or they are really busy, it doesn't matter. match postponed to next week. i can't really do a review on tomorrow, because as mentioned, they are yew tze's friends, not mine. all yours yew tze.
current situation: since we are playing at bukit panjang, it means sum is not coming. team attendance is thin: liangfa, weetheng and bob (down with chicken pox) aren't coming too. assuming we are playing 6 on 6, wee leong takes command as the last man. leo will defend, as usual, this time with either cj or tay. personally i think tay should play behind in that court, but ah well... zp and whoever doesn't play behind in attack. yew tze central mid, pulling the strings.
opponents: (to be filled in by yew tze)
he mentioned that 'three are good, four recreational dudes.' go figure.
objective: 5 mark question? anyway, zhipeng and tay to work on their partnership. yew tze to pull more strings. leo to adapt.. another defensive partner in congjing. wee leong to overcome his fear of long goal posts. jx to rehabitate and play abit.
conclusion: no major trying out. the team shape should be there. just work on areas that need improving. and think of a team name.
venue: cashew heights (aka vin's house)
match time: 0900
water parade: 0845
opponents: yew tze's friends united
another mighty pangsey from the horny team; either they fear us or they can't be bothered or they are really busy, it doesn't matter. match postponed to next week. i can't really do a review on tomorrow, because as mentioned, they are yew tze's friends, not mine. all yours yew tze.
current situation: since we are playing at bukit panjang, it means sum is not coming. team attendance is thin: liangfa, weetheng and bob (down with chicken pox) aren't coming too. assuming we are playing 6 on 6, wee leong takes command as the last man. leo will defend, as usual, this time with either cj or tay. personally i think tay should play behind in that court, but ah well... zp and whoever doesn't play behind in attack. yew tze central mid, pulling the strings.
opponents: (to be filled in by yew tze)
he mentioned that 'three are good, four recreational dudes.' go figure.
objective: 5 mark question? anyway, zhipeng and tay to work on their partnership. yew tze to pull more strings. leo to adapt.. another defensive partner in congjing. wee leong to overcome his fear of long goal posts. jx to rehabitate and play abit.
conclusion: no major trying out. the team shape should be there. just work on areas that need improving. and think of a team name.
Saturday, February 17, 2007
diafa: no pink
fiesty and fiery dm maliangadou diafa arranged his first press conference since his official joining of the team today. many anticipated the former saf player to berate his past employers and talk at length about his happy release last tuesday. however, diafa stormed into the room, and in front of a dozen bemused reporters, stated angrily that pink "is gay".
"i will quit the team if we get a pink jersey," fumed diafa, before adding on "no luminous green too." mumbling that he 'wasn't a homophobic dude but just a conservative guy', maliangadou then left abruptly, leaving the everyone in a state of shock.
no doubt ronaldinho tay and cesc fatzegas will try to change his mind, as they are advocators of the colour pink. tay has personally requested tight shorts, while fatzegas wants a pink team ball.
"i will quit the team if we get a pink jersey," fumed diafa, before adding on "no luminous green too." mumbling that he 'wasn't a homophobic dude but just a conservative guy', maliangadou then left abruptly, leaving the everyone in a state of shock.
no doubt ronaldinho tay and cesc fatzegas will try to change his mind, as they are advocators of the colour pink. tay has personally requested tight shorts, while fatzegas wants a pink team ball.
Sunday, February 11, 2007
update
i sent out the message yesterday, so those who have bothered to read and reply, take note once more that our match with the horny team will be postponed to the week after chinese new year.
the horny team... could be the strongest opposition we will face so far. it's like a rpg game; every last boss gets tougher. but we are getting stronger too. there's no purpose in dwelling at a stationary point. what we count in months, they count in years. it'll be a fun challenge.
in the meantime, new year approaches, and valentine's day beckons on wed.
the horny team... could be the strongest opposition we will face so far. it's like a rpg game; every last boss gets tougher. but we are getting stronger too. there's no purpose in dwelling at a stationary point. what we count in months, they count in years. it'll be a fun challenge.
in the meantime, new year approaches, and valentine's day beckons on wed.
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Sunday, February 04, 2007
team sg wins; but don't play like em
when the final whistle blew, i felt no euphoria, only derision; a dark feeling like a clawed hand of curved fingers that gripped my heart, and threatened not to let go.
why does it seem that every team in the region possesses technical players, yet ours doesn't. we sought four foreigners; two africans, one china man and a serbian. not one of them comes close to even the thai full backs.
enough of sg soccer. lets not play like them. rather lose than use brute force, though admittedly its not an option we have.
why does it seem that every team in the region possesses technical players, yet ours doesn't. we sought four foreigners; two africans, one china man and a serbian. not one of them comes close to even the thai full backs.
enough of sg soccer. lets not play like them. rather lose than use brute force, though admittedly its not an option we have.
Saturday, January 27, 2007
wee der leong apologises
wee der leong had call for an urgent press conference early this morning to address the heavy criticism of his performance in the team’s previous match. he had chose to remain silent for almost a week after he was lobbed twice in a match which see his team conceding an outrageously high number of balls in one day.
"hello everybody, first of all I will like to tell everybody that being lobbed in matches is my weakness. right from the beginning goalkeeping career in the Team BPGHS, i have a history of being lobbed by opponents." the rest of the team, most notably zhipengo, roberto conjing carlos and ronaldinho tay nodded their head vigorously and uninamously upon hearing that. wee der leong turned and gave them a cold stare before they stopped nodding.
wee der leong was lobbed in the middle of the game by a romanian who played like the legendary hagi, full of skills but lacking sportmanships in his aspect of the game. wee der leong was left fuming as he was left in no-man’s land after he charged out in an ‘one-on-one’ situation.
he cited, “ of all people why must i concede to somebody like him!?! he’s such a …..” At this point of time, manager hoberto mancini stoop in and interrupted “uh-erm, excuse me wee der leong!”
wee der leong then finished his sentence by saying “ he’s such a skillful player.” he stayed silent for a few seconds before bursting out “ I THINK HE PLAYED CHEATCODE!!! HE ENTERED A CHEATCODE WHICH MADE ME AND DIAFA CLASHED INTO EACH OTHER SO THAT HE CAN SCORE!!!” mancini was left embarrassed by the lack of gamesmanship in his custodian, as he struggled to hoax wee der leong into calmness by giving him some of his favorite sweets.
later on the match, wee der leong drew flaks again by distributing poorly and was punished heavily when the opposing striker lobbed him in a way that exudes pure class. wee der leong’s positioning was being put into the limelight after two high profile mistakes.
“i think it’s the glove’s fault! with the gloves, i can’t distribute well! NIKE should have manufacture gloves that allows proper ball distribution!” the crowd of reporters was all left bemused by such comments, and one reporter was heard shouting, “it’s the goalkeeping who wears the gloves that makes the difference!” wee der leong was obviously agitated by the comment but he did put his best to stay calm.
In the Q & A section, one reporter asked that he had observed that opposition goalkeepers did not have to dive here and there and conceded lesser goals, and he wonders why wee der leong keep conceding after numerous dives which left him two bruised elbows.
"hello everybody, first of all I will like to tell everybody that being lobbed in matches is my weakness. right from the beginning goalkeeping career in the Team BPGHS, i have a history of being lobbed by opponents." the rest of the team, most notably zhipengo, roberto conjing carlos and ronaldinho tay nodded their head vigorously and uninamously upon hearing that. wee der leong turned and gave them a cold stare before they stopped nodding.
wee der leong was lobbed in the middle of the game by a romanian who played like the legendary hagi, full of skills but lacking sportmanships in his aspect of the game. wee der leong was left fuming as he was left in no-man’s land after he charged out in an ‘one-on-one’ situation.
he cited, “ of all people why must i concede to somebody like him!?! he’s such a …..” At this point of time, manager hoberto mancini stoop in and interrupted “uh-erm, excuse me wee der leong!”
wee der leong then finished his sentence by saying “ he’s such a skillful player.” he stayed silent for a few seconds before bursting out “ I THINK HE PLAYED CHEATCODE!!! HE ENTERED A CHEATCODE WHICH MADE ME AND DIAFA CLASHED INTO EACH OTHER SO THAT HE CAN SCORE!!!” mancini was left embarrassed by the lack of gamesmanship in his custodian, as he struggled to hoax wee der leong into calmness by giving him some of his favorite sweets.
later on the match, wee der leong drew flaks again by distributing poorly and was punished heavily when the opposing striker lobbed him in a way that exudes pure class. wee der leong’s positioning was being put into the limelight after two high profile mistakes.
“i think it’s the glove’s fault! with the gloves, i can’t distribute well! NIKE should have manufacture gloves that allows proper ball distribution!” the crowd of reporters was all left bemused by such comments, and one reporter was heard shouting, “it’s the goalkeeping who wears the gloves that makes the difference!” wee der leong was obviously agitated by the comment but he did put his best to stay calm.
In the Q & A section, one reporter asked that he had observed that opposition goalkeepers did not have to dive here and there and conceded lesser goals, and he wonders why wee der leong keep conceding after numerous dives which left him two bruised elbows.
wee der leong answered in a nonchalant manner.
“people say that a good goalkeeper don’t dive as much, but I am different, I like to dive! In our line, we cant dive to get people sent off so we dive to entertain ourselves, if not I will be bored to death at the back. So lets see diving as a form of dance!”
another reporter also questioned the goalie about the rumour that wee der leong’s teammates were unhappy at the lack of command at the back by him.
upon hearing that wee der leong continued to sprout rubbish, " i think the FIFA should allow goalkeepers to bring loudhailers onto the pitch. after all we are suppose to give commands to the defence, without that, we will have hard time screaming at our defenders! i think i will go mute one day at this rate, even though my defenders think I am whispering to them.”
“ loudhailers can also be used to hit the defenders if they do wrong! if i make a mistake, the defenders can also use the loudhailer to whack me! isnt it good? i think it’s a brilliant way to build the goalkeeper- defenders bond which is always neglected by people in football through this method,” he added, with maliangadou diafa and walter sumuel clasping their hands in glee in the background.
at the end of the press conference, wee der leong also expressed delight that his manager labels him as ‘safe hands’, which drew direct comparison between him and his idol david seaman.
“he has history for being lobbed so do i!” he concluded.
in the mean time, the ex-BPGHS custodian is believed to be busy preparing for his autobiography named ‘butter-hands between sticks’ and so he will not be available for matches in the time being.
“people say that a good goalkeeper don’t dive as much, but I am different, I like to dive! In our line, we cant dive to get people sent off so we dive to entertain ourselves, if not I will be bored to death at the back. So lets see diving as a form of dance!”
another reporter also questioned the goalie about the rumour that wee der leong’s teammates were unhappy at the lack of command at the back by him.
upon hearing that wee der leong continued to sprout rubbish, " i think the FIFA should allow goalkeepers to bring loudhailers onto the pitch. after all we are suppose to give commands to the defence, without that, we will have hard time screaming at our defenders! i think i will go mute one day at this rate, even though my defenders think I am whispering to them.”
“ loudhailers can also be used to hit the defenders if they do wrong! if i make a mistake, the defenders can also use the loudhailer to whack me! isnt it good? i think it’s a brilliant way to build the goalkeeper- defenders bond which is always neglected by people in football through this method,” he added, with maliangadou diafa and walter sumuel clasping their hands in glee in the background.
at the end of the press conference, wee der leong also expressed delight that his manager labels him as ‘safe hands’, which drew direct comparison between him and his idol david seaman.
“he has history for being lobbed so do i!” he concluded.
in the mean time, the ex-BPGHS custodian is believed to be busy preparing for his autobiography named ‘butter-hands between sticks’ and so he will not be available for matches in the time being.
Friday, January 26, 2007
zhipengo = party animal
Amid speculations surrounding his lack of appearances and disappearances at training sessions, cristiano zhipengo has finally decided, after his lengthy hangover, to address his critics.
"i don't... party that much," slurred a heavy-lidded zhipengo, his head dropping off in a video interview. "i just wanna sic be close to babes, maybe sic sip abit of bloody mary... dance around abit, shake my lil' sic ass. yeaaa man, chill. i'm a young dude. i know... hoberto mancini has sic , like, talked to me quite a few times."
"i don't wanna be misunderstood. i have feelings too." said the nifty winger, who took a break to puke before continuing. "i'm a young dude sic. my birthday's not till late in the year. look at people like nemanjang weedic and cesc fatzegas. they are more mature 'cos they are like, half. a year older? half a year is four months, or sic.. six months. that's a long while, like twenty parties... i mean sic weekends."
the video then ended abruptly when a high pitch voice was heard. eerie stuff. when the team was called, a spokesman said that zhipengo was going though a rough patch, and that though most, like 99.99999999999 percent of the population saw ord (free transfer release from SAF) as a blessed sign of deliverance, zhipengo was drowning himself in sorrow. the spokesman then concluded that the loan deal was not going well as thought, and that things would be better once zhipengo completed his transfer during february.
meanwhile ronaldinho tay has began to write his first book, titled "ronnie, tay and the bing lang mei(s)", following his publicity trip in taiwan. trying to show the literary side of him in an attempt to remove the tarnish of past scandals, tay tried to charm the taiwan maidens above 18 so as to remove his paedophilic nature.
"love me, for me, and not the true me," pleaded tay in an emotional interview. some reporters were moved to tears by his spellbounding acting, as tay did his trademark ripping off of his tight shirt, showing off his chiselled muscles.
more details will be in the book, which will be published shortly. many predict the novel to be an instant hit with sex addicts and lonely old ladies.
keeper 'safe hands' edwee wee der leong has lost his handphone. police have deduced that it could have been stolen by young amorous fans, or 'the gay little fag down the street'. while the valuable trophy has been lost, team officials have urged team members to contact wee der leong tomorrow to bridge contact once again.
onaseriousnote: if no one planning we rest this sun. wee leong got exams. i got party. lol.
"i don't... party that much," slurred a heavy-lidded zhipengo, his head dropping off in a video interview. "i just wanna sic be close to babes, maybe sic sip abit of bloody mary... dance around abit, shake my lil' sic ass. yeaaa man, chill. i'm a young dude. i know... hoberto mancini has sic , like, talked to me quite a few times."
"i don't wanna be misunderstood. i have feelings too." said the nifty winger, who took a break to puke before continuing. "i'm a young dude sic. my birthday's not till late in the year. look at people like nemanjang weedic and cesc fatzegas. they are more mature 'cos they are like, half. a year older? half a year is four months, or sic.. six months. that's a long while, like twenty parties... i mean sic weekends."
the video then ended abruptly when a high pitch voice was heard. eerie stuff. when the team was called, a spokesman said that zhipengo was going though a rough patch, and that though most, like 99.99999999999 percent of the population saw ord (free transfer release from SAF) as a blessed sign of deliverance, zhipengo was drowning himself in sorrow. the spokesman then concluded that the loan deal was not going well as thought, and that things would be better once zhipengo completed his transfer during february.
meanwhile ronaldinho tay has began to write his first book, titled "ronnie, tay and the bing lang mei(s)", following his publicity trip in taiwan. trying to show the literary side of him in an attempt to remove the tarnish of past scandals, tay tried to charm the taiwan maidens above 18 so as to remove his paedophilic nature.
"love me, for me, and not the true me," pleaded tay in an emotional interview. some reporters were moved to tears by his spellbounding acting, as tay did his trademark ripping off of his tight shirt, showing off his chiselled muscles.
more details will be in the book, which will be published shortly. many predict the novel to be an instant hit with sex addicts and lonely old ladies.
keeper 'safe hands' edwee wee der leong has lost his handphone. police have deduced that it could have been stolen by young amorous fans, or 'the gay little fag down the street'. while the valuable trophy has been lost, team officials have urged team members to contact wee der leong tomorrow to bridge contact once again.
onaseriousnote: if no one planning we rest this sun. wee leong got exams. i got party. lol.
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