wee der leong had call for an urgent press conference early this morning to address the heavy criticism of his performance in the team’s previous match. he had chose to remain silent for almost a week after he was lobbed twice in a match which see his team conceding an outrageously high number of balls in one day.
"hello everybody, first of all I will like to tell everybody that being lobbed in matches is my weakness. right from the beginning goalkeeping career in the Team BPGHS, i have a history of being lobbed by opponents." the rest of the team, most notably zhipengo, roberto conjing carlos and ronaldinho tay nodded their head vigorously and uninamously upon hearing that. wee der leong turned and gave them a cold stare before they stopped nodding.
wee der leong was lobbed in the middle of the game by a romanian who played like the legendary hagi, full of skills but lacking sportmanships in his aspect of the game. wee der leong was left fuming as he was left in no-man’s land after he charged out in an ‘one-on-one’ situation.
he cited, “ of all people why must i concede to somebody like him!?! he’s such a …..” At this point of time, manager hoberto mancini stoop in and interrupted “uh-erm, excuse me wee der leong!”
wee der leong then finished his sentence by saying “ he’s such a skillful player.” he stayed silent for a few seconds before bursting out “ I THINK HE PLAYED CHEATCODE!!! HE ENTERED A CHEATCODE WHICH MADE ME AND DIAFA CLASHED INTO EACH OTHER SO THAT HE CAN SCORE!!!” mancini was left embarrassed by the lack of gamesmanship in his custodian, as he struggled to hoax wee der leong into calmness by giving him some of his favorite sweets.
later on the match, wee der leong drew flaks again by distributing poorly and was punished heavily when the opposing striker lobbed him in a way that exudes pure class. wee der leong’s positioning was being put into the limelight after two high profile mistakes.
“i think it’s the glove’s fault! with the gloves, i can’t distribute well! NIKE should have manufacture gloves that allows proper ball distribution!” the crowd of reporters was all left bemused by such comments, and one reporter was heard shouting, “it’s the goalkeeping who wears the gloves that makes the difference!” wee der leong was obviously agitated by the comment but he did put his best to stay calm.
In the Q & A section, one reporter asked that he had observed that opposition goalkeepers did not have to dive here and there and conceded lesser goals, and he wonders why wee der leong keep conceding after numerous dives which left him two bruised elbows.
"hello everybody, first of all I will like to tell everybody that being lobbed in matches is my weakness. right from the beginning goalkeeping career in the Team BPGHS, i have a history of being lobbed by opponents." the rest of the team, most notably zhipengo, roberto conjing carlos and ronaldinho tay nodded their head vigorously and uninamously upon hearing that. wee der leong turned and gave them a cold stare before they stopped nodding.
wee der leong was lobbed in the middle of the game by a romanian who played like the legendary hagi, full of skills but lacking sportmanships in his aspect of the game. wee der leong was left fuming as he was left in no-man’s land after he charged out in an ‘one-on-one’ situation.
he cited, “ of all people why must i concede to somebody like him!?! he’s such a …..” At this point of time, manager hoberto mancini stoop in and interrupted “uh-erm, excuse me wee der leong!”
wee der leong then finished his sentence by saying “ he’s such a skillful player.” he stayed silent for a few seconds before bursting out “ I THINK HE PLAYED CHEATCODE!!! HE ENTERED A CHEATCODE WHICH MADE ME AND DIAFA CLASHED INTO EACH OTHER SO THAT HE CAN SCORE!!!” mancini was left embarrassed by the lack of gamesmanship in his custodian, as he struggled to hoax wee der leong into calmness by giving him some of his favorite sweets.
later on the match, wee der leong drew flaks again by distributing poorly and was punished heavily when the opposing striker lobbed him in a way that exudes pure class. wee der leong’s positioning was being put into the limelight after two high profile mistakes.
“i think it’s the glove’s fault! with the gloves, i can’t distribute well! NIKE should have manufacture gloves that allows proper ball distribution!” the crowd of reporters was all left bemused by such comments, and one reporter was heard shouting, “it’s the goalkeeping who wears the gloves that makes the difference!” wee der leong was obviously agitated by the comment but he did put his best to stay calm.
In the Q & A section, one reporter asked that he had observed that opposition goalkeepers did not have to dive here and there and conceded lesser goals, and he wonders why wee der leong keep conceding after numerous dives which left him two bruised elbows.
wee der leong answered in a nonchalant manner.
“people say that a good goalkeeper don’t dive as much, but I am different, I like to dive! In our line, we cant dive to get people sent off so we dive to entertain ourselves, if not I will be bored to death at the back. So lets see diving as a form of dance!”
another reporter also questioned the goalie about the rumour that wee der leong’s teammates were unhappy at the lack of command at the back by him.
upon hearing that wee der leong continued to sprout rubbish, " i think the FIFA should allow goalkeepers to bring loudhailers onto the pitch. after all we are suppose to give commands to the defence, without that, we will have hard time screaming at our defenders! i think i will go mute one day at this rate, even though my defenders think I am whispering to them.”
“ loudhailers can also be used to hit the defenders if they do wrong! if i make a mistake, the defenders can also use the loudhailer to whack me! isnt it good? i think it’s a brilliant way to build the goalkeeper- defenders bond which is always neglected by people in football through this method,” he added, with maliangadou diafa and walter sumuel clasping their hands in glee in the background.
at the end of the press conference, wee der leong also expressed delight that his manager labels him as ‘safe hands’, which drew direct comparison between him and his idol david seaman.
“he has history for being lobbed so do i!” he concluded.
in the mean time, the ex-BPGHS custodian is believed to be busy preparing for his autobiography named ‘butter-hands between sticks’ and so he will not be available for matches in the time being.
“people say that a good goalkeeper don’t dive as much, but I am different, I like to dive! In our line, we cant dive to get people sent off so we dive to entertain ourselves, if not I will be bored to death at the back. So lets see diving as a form of dance!”
another reporter also questioned the goalie about the rumour that wee der leong’s teammates were unhappy at the lack of command at the back by him.
upon hearing that wee der leong continued to sprout rubbish, " i think the FIFA should allow goalkeepers to bring loudhailers onto the pitch. after all we are suppose to give commands to the defence, without that, we will have hard time screaming at our defenders! i think i will go mute one day at this rate, even though my defenders think I am whispering to them.”
“ loudhailers can also be used to hit the defenders if they do wrong! if i make a mistake, the defenders can also use the loudhailer to whack me! isnt it good? i think it’s a brilliant way to build the goalkeeper- defenders bond which is always neglected by people in football through this method,” he added, with maliangadou diafa and walter sumuel clasping their hands in glee in the background.
at the end of the press conference, wee der leong also expressed delight that his manager labels him as ‘safe hands’, which drew direct comparison between him and his idol david seaman.
“he has history for being lobbed so do i!” he concluded.
in the mean time, the ex-BPGHS custodian is believed to be busy preparing for his autobiography named ‘butter-hands between sticks’ and so he will not be available for matches in the time being.
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