Saturday, February 17, 2007

diafa: no pink

fiesty and fiery dm maliangadou diafa arranged his first press conference since his official joining of the team today. many anticipated the former saf player to berate his past employers and talk at length about his happy release last tuesday. however, diafa stormed into the room, and in front of a dozen bemused reporters, stated angrily that pink "is gay".

"i will quit the team if we get a pink jersey," fumed diafa, before adding on "no luminous green too." mumbling that he 'wasn't a homophobic dude but just a conservative guy', maliangadou then left abruptly, leaving the everyone in a state of shock.

no doubt ronaldinho tay and cesc fatzegas will try to change his mind, as they are advocators of the colour pink. tay has personally requested tight shorts, while fatzegas wants a pink team ball.

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