report:15th dec 2006

another selection crisis ahead of tomorrow's friendly against the nie legends. walter sumuel and leo chunavaro have ruled themselves out of the clash due to family/friends commitments, while bobby gerrard seems to be busy somewhere, leaving nemanjang weedic as the only recognised defender.

[reporter: "mr b.gerrard, what's the reason for missing out tomorrow?"
bob: "er, can make 78 dollars in my job.. oops! i mean i have.. to go out with my parents."
reporter: "are you very sure that's the case?"
bob: "i split half with you can? don't tell my boss."]

fans are eagerly awaiting the debut of new signing yew 'xavi' tze, who after internal mangerial discussion, decided that no trial was needed ( 'we are short of players anyway' mourinhong). the enterprising midfielder/sweeper will be much focused on due to the hype created by rumour-mongers. the staff are hoping his passing will open up tomorrow's opposition, as well as make up for joe ho's total ineptness. the injury-prone winger has declared that he is'ready', but did not specify what he was ready for.

much touted frontline pairing of ronaldinho tay and simuel eto'o will take the court tomorrow, and the team is hoping their partnership will bear fruit. for the match, as the wise man says, since no defence, might as well just attack and die, hence the team will follow his wise words. a spokesman has also hinted that if simuel eto'o can't score, he can revert 'back to zhipengo, as well as go for shooting practice." Attempts to loan players have fallen through, but since there's no turning back, let's just treat it as a session for attacking. build for the future, not for the present.


whatactuallyhappened: the outcome of today was that we did manage to hold against a team of older and bigger guys. think you guys may not know, but those were my seniors, and they're not bad. so it's a good sign.

yew tze settled in quite well, thengz looks a solid fit for leo and sum. missed some hard shots as a form of attack, and zhipeng's not fully fit yet. both of us have lost our toenails. so next week will prove crucial. everyone get together, and we'll take on either of the teams challenging us. permanent keeper still found wanting.

progressing well. lets keep it up.