chunavaro defends himself

world player of his year leo chunavaro has come out in defence of.. himself.

the tall, sturdy defender has been criticized lately for his no-shows during team matches. among the team, captain ronaldinho tay has voiced displeasure at his absence, with strong words like 'i think you should commit more leh..' and 'make your sats free mah', no doubt targeting the controversial decision made last monday.

in a press conference of 1.000, leo stated 'work stress' and a 'hectic schedule' as reasons for his apparently non-commital front.

"i would like to say that, it's very hard for me to explain why i can't show up," stated leo. "i mean, i don't get paid like those superstars on tv. i need to feed myself man. also, my agent plans my crazy schedule, and i don't know why i keep teaching young children on my agenda, but no doubt my agent knows what's good for me, so you guys can all **** off. yep i got nothing to say anymore."

" and no, i'm no pedophile. you shouldn't judge people by appearances."

however, leo has promised that he 'will try and make it for the next few matches.' the team has pledged full support, and expressed hope that 'chunavaro will stop fooling around with young girls.'