Sunday, September 02, 2007

Bob 'Suave' Gerrard comes close


report: pretty boy bobby gerrard once again proved to be the flower of the lobos' team, winning mr charismatic in a closely contested but obviously biased pageant.
there was no way bob could have lost, but some deep pockets and really questionable decision-making condemned the handsome dude to a measley title, when winning was a formality. but the dude was gracious in defeat, saying that 'if i had money, i would be mr world 2007. so it's not such a bad thing.'
'i would like to thank the lobos for being ugly mugs, thus making me even more sexy. it's difficult to be the focus of attention. tay remains in my heart though.'
the team would like to reilliterate our stand that bob is still the most shuai. cheers.

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