Sunday, September 09, 2007
zhipengo: thengz is BHB
report: cristiano zhipengo, who recently celebrated his birthday on teacher's day, revealed an ugly incident in the dressing room today: nemanjang 'thengz' weedic a jealous dude.
supposedly gathering some financial gains from this leak-out to support his outside activities (drinking, boozing, drinking and girls), zhipengo, probably in a drunken stupor, shouted to a bunch of disguised reporters that thengz 'was angered by reports of bob gerrard being the most handsome lobo.' (zp and thengz attend the same accountancy class for peeps who have no idea how he got this juicy info).
'that was a total fluke! who is bob when the team have me!!' according to zhipengo, this is what thengz said.
fans will be eagerly anticipating a clash between the two hot dudes. the gaffer has been quoted to be relatively angry with zhipengo's lack of discretion, but is said to be looking forward to the fight.
Friday, September 07, 2007
lobos getting ready
preparation for NUS tournament starts now. the squad looks deep, that is if the people turn up. hoberto mancini will lead the lobos to victory.
keeper(s)
edwin wee der leong
defenders
nemanjang weedic
walter sumuel
leo chunavaro
faberto carlos
midfielders
cesc fatzegas
bobby gerrard
vicente hodriguez
cong scholes
forwards
ronaldinho tay
cristiano zhipengo
kai-jan huitelaar
zhentan ibrahuimovic
but then, we can only have ten players. so to be fair, those who turn up more will get priority.
the thing is in october. when the details come, i'll post them here.
keeper(s)
edwin wee der leong
defenders
nemanjang weedic
walter sumuel
leo chunavaro
faberto carlos
midfielders
cesc fatzegas
bobby gerrard
vicente hodriguez
cong scholes
forwards
ronaldinho tay
cristiano zhipengo
kai-jan huitelaar
zhentan ibrahuimovic
but then, we can only have ten players. so to be fair, those who turn up more will get priority.
the thing is in october. when the details come, i'll post them here.
Sunday, September 02, 2007
Bob 'Suave' Gerrard comes close
report: pretty boy bobby gerrard once again proved to be the flower of the lobos' team, winning mr charismatic in a closely contested but obviously biased pageant.
there was no way bob could have lost, but some deep pockets and really questionable decision-making condemned the handsome dude to a measley title, when winning was a formality. but the dude was gracious in defeat, saying that 'if i had money, i would be mr world 2007. so it's not such a bad thing.'
'i would like to thank the lobos for being ugly mugs, thus making me even more sexy. it's difficult to be the focus of attention. tay remains in my heart though.'
the team would like to reilliterate our stand that bob is still the most shuai. cheers.
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