Tuesday, June 19, 2007

kai-jan huitelaar - gunning with the lobos

report - gaffer hoberto mancini unveiled the team's latest acquisition - kai-jan huitelaar.

the former armour hq player fell out with, or rather, lost contact with his most recent unknown team. hence, the deal was wrapped up with the minimal of fuss. huitelaar even turned up for a trial-match last saturday, and scored a belter from 1.5 metres out on his unofficial debut against shuan zhang and his merry men, thus endearing himself to the ever-enthusiastic fans.

huitelaar will wear the number 8 shirt, a number which associates with great players such as rooney.

the move for huitelaar is seen by many seasoned managers as a sensible and shrewd one, due to ronaldinho tay's lengthy knee injury. however, as hoberto puts it, 'no player is ever a replacement for another.'

"huitelaar will have his own place in the team, that's for certain," announced the manager in his usual well-attended press-conference. "i'm sure he will make a significant contribution to the team, and help us smooth over the loss of ronnie tay, the lost form of zhipengo, and the very lost joe ho."

kai-jan could not be reached for comment. however, he will make his official debut for the lobos this saturday against old foes nie legends. players such as fatzegas and wee der leong are thrilled with this team signing. however, since the player is neither a 15-year old female nor a platter, we shall see the progress of huitelaar on saturday.

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