Bob and Tay - BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN???

report: despite rather reluctant and very ill-disguised attempts to cover up their dangerous liasons, bobby "boob" gerrard and ronaldinho "horny" tay have finally let slipped some dirty linen to the public eye.

lovely caresses, murmurings of sweet nothings, and some under-the-table action seemed to have render the world oblivious to the loving couple. or so they self-envisaged.

here are the photos. and some commentary.

tay gearing up for some mouth action. which is quite er xin, but as long as bob doesn't mind, i think it's not up to 'the rest of us'.

bob tries to act coy, but tay looks on with an amorous look on his sex-deprived face. the clawed hand does nothing to hide his intentions. everyone in the hawker centre, including the scrawny brown shirt guy in the back ground, looks on with baited breath.

SUCCESS! bob has no choice but to give in to his heart. and desires. the look of intense happiness on his face, and the sudden shine on his ang moh hair expresses everything. probably tay is doing, or has done something under the table, but respecting their privacy, the pictures are not taken. but at any rate, the affair is out in the open. bob has decided to come clean. tay could not have been more delighted at the change of events.

in an short interview later, the couple, holding each other's hands tenderly, expressed total disbelief at public disapproval of their relationship.

"i don't know about the rest of the people, but i love tay, and that's it. I believe we have done nothing wrong! We were just trying to simulate some changing gear actions so that we can drive better behind the wheels," said bob emphatically, slamming his fist on the table. tay immediately picked bob's hand up and tried to sayang it.

"gays are people. and as far as i'm concerned, others can talk and stuff, but it will never change things. god, even sum and wee theng are.. oops i said too much."

tay added, "i like to wine and dine, and so does he. what's the problem man. i just like his manly figure."

"亲爱的..." the interview then ended with they locked in an embrace and refused to be separated.

team officials are understood to be shell-shocked at the players' indiscretion. hoberto mancini, who has been attending to some personal problems lately, was reported to have listened to the news, look blank, and then turn away as if nothing had happened.

public opinion has it that the fans are displeased with a gay situation, though bob and tay have different takes to the word 'gay'.

and tay summed it up best with two words: "utter bliss".