Monday, February 26, 2007

jerseys.. and pink ball

















































okay.. format sucks but i'm damn sleepy now.
i personally am all for the white jersey with red nike tick. it costs around 27 bucks with name and number. the rest look like crap, but that's the best out of a bad lot. keeper jerseys for wee leong, leonard or even bob.

guys, look, and tell me this sunday, which one you guys prefer. the price range isn't that far off, and we found a pink, gay ball. name and number, remember. wee theng, we got some negotiation to do.

transfer: cj running away?

report - team-w/o-name mercurial forward/midfielder cong scholes, though highly unlikely, could be heading for newer pastures.

the enigmatic player, brought in to the team by energetic player leo chunavaro, has been a vital figure since his unexpected debut against the NIE Legends a few months back. however, the team will be surely be rocked by the news of recent rumours; i) his agent was spotted conversing with strange looking men in dark coats and glasses ii) teammate cesc fatzegas received an ominous call from his ex-pri sch classmate, stating 'heh we're after your cj'.

h0berto mancini has vehemently denied that congjing is available for transfer. however, the taped conversation between fatzegas and his shady friend has stirred up a storm of controversey and deceit. apparently tze, on hearing the proposal, said 'okay lor', without attempting to put off the potential poachers. the team will announce this week how much fatzegas will be fined, despite his successful organising of the soccer outing yesterday.

obviously cj scholes could not be reached for comments, otherwise it would be posted here. his powerful display in yesterday's session spoke volumes though, of an attempt to up his market value.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

friendly on 24th feb, sunday
venue: cashew heights (aka vin's house)
match time: 0900
water parade: 0845
opponents: yew tze's friends united

another mighty pangsey from the horny team; either they fear us or they can't be bothered or they are really busy, it doesn't matter. match postponed to next week. i can't really do a review on tomorrow, because as mentioned, they are yew tze's friends, not mine. all yours yew tze.

current situation: since we are playing at bukit panjang, it means sum is not coming. team attendance is thin: liangfa, weetheng and bob (down with chicken pox) aren't coming too. assuming we are playing 6 on 6, wee leong takes command as the last man. leo will defend, as usual, this time with either cj or tay. personally i think tay should play behind in that court, but ah well... zp and whoever doesn't play behind in attack. yew tze central mid, pulling the strings.

opponents: (to be filled in by yew tze)
he mentioned that 'three are good, four recreational dudes.' go figure.

objective: 5 mark question? anyway, zhipeng and tay to work on their partnership. yew tze to pull more strings. leo to adapt.. another defensive partner in congjing. wee leong to overcome his fear of long goal posts. jx to rehabitate and play abit.

conclusion: no major trying out. the team shape should be there. just work on areas that need improving. and think of a team name.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

diafa: no pink

fiesty and fiery dm maliangadou diafa arranged his first press conference since his official joining of the team today. many anticipated the former saf player to berate his past employers and talk at length about his happy release last tuesday. however, diafa stormed into the room, and in front of a dozen bemused reporters, stated angrily that pink "is gay".

"i will quit the team if we get a pink jersey," fumed diafa, before adding on "no luminous green too." mumbling that he 'wasn't a homophobic dude but just a conservative guy', maliangadou then left abruptly, leaving the everyone in a state of shock.

no doubt ronaldinho tay and cesc fatzegas will try to change his mind, as they are advocators of the colour pink. tay has personally requested tight shorts, while fatzegas wants a pink team ball.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

update

i sent out the message yesterday, so those who have bothered to read and reply, take note once more that our match with the horny team will be postponed to the week after chinese new year.

the horny team... could be the strongest opposition we will face so far. it's like a rpg game; every last boss gets tougher. but we are getting stronger too. there's no purpose in dwelling at a stationary point. what we count in months, they count in years. it'll be a fun challenge.

in the meantime, new year approaches, and valentine's day beckons on wed.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

we might have a friendly against the horny team this sunday.

so far yuxian, yewtze, liangfa, weeleong and bob confirmed.

leo and congjing cannot, sum pending, zhipeng and weetheng never reply.

will try and read your minds.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

team sg wins; but don't play like em

when the final whistle blew, i felt no euphoria, only derision; a dark feeling like a clawed hand of curved fingers that gripped my heart, and threatened not to let go.

why does it seem that every team in the region possesses technical players, yet ours doesn't. we sought four foreigners; two africans, one china man and a serbian. not one of them comes close to even the thai full backs.

enough of sg soccer. lets not play like them. rather lose than use brute force, though admittedly its not an option we have.