report - after dallying with mingyao's andersonians and yi ming's torreses, the team has hit the important question: what are we aiming for now? according to spectators and loyal supporters that have been staunched with the lobos so far, the players that make the team are a measly 4. something/13 (14?). cesc fatzegas, david holva, iker weesilas and a rejuvenated but seriously disturbed chu puleo make the numbers, with sumo ramos and joan fapdeviliang joining in at times, and the occasional appearance of sandres inilasta
chu puleo, despite his good garang performances for the espanic lobos recently, has a new nickname. 'el bunny girl', as he likes to call himself now, was caught recently parading his new bunny ears, red lips and sweet smile, while waving his cute lil' butt in red shorts. gaffer luis horagones has released a statement that he 'wasn't homophobic' and that players should be allowed their private lives.
but reporters have noticed that horagones has recently shunned the presence of puleo during private functions and parties. puleo himself has been caught dallying with a bespectacled scientist only known as reubs. some players were interviewed for their comments:
holva: 'honestly, we don't care about puleo's sexual orientation. but seriously, bunny girl?'
fatzegas: 'underaged girls, and now this? i'm not sure which is worse man. i know im not a very good example, but still...'
sumo: 'wtf.'
weesilas: 'so that's what he borrowed my butter for.'
puleo has been in rich form of late. scoring spectacular goals, including one good header from a even more fantastic cross from holva, one wonders if he has already sacrifice his manhood. fatzegas, on the other hand, has been caught up in anniversaries. his missus, whose age the press has politely declined to name because of censorship policies, have reminded tze nicely that the best age to have children is at 18. let's hope he remembers.
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